Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Hide and Seek
Lady Fuschia and the Lion went to play in the garden and who should turn up but Chicken-Little, who they hadn't seen in ages. So they invited him to join in their game. But he wasn't very good at it and never knew where to look, while Lady Fuschia, even if she didn't get it first time could usually get the right sort of area.
But they didn't make fun of Chicken-Little and still tried to include him by not hiding in very difficult places. And Chicken-Little knew he had some good friends.
But they didn't make fun of Chicken-Little and still tried to include him by not hiding in very difficult places. And Chicken-Little knew he had some good friends.
Saturday, March 03, 2007
The Golden Bough
In order to be admitted to the Sacred Cave on the Island of Dreams, a Knight must acqure a fragment of the Golden Bough; without this entrance is refused. To obtain his personal token, he must travel to the Glade of Unkown Dreams and confront the mysterious Mindstealers.
The Glade is a secret area in the deepest, darkest part of the Connected Forest and is protected from all sides by the Fog of Unknowing, for the Mindstealers jealously guard their secrets. It is not known how many there are in the tribe, for they are shapeshifters and appear in different forms at different times. - sometimes as an evil, flesh-eating troll who regards the brain of a Knight as a particular delicacy, but they can also appear as beautiful maidens (who are reputed, howver, to appear in this way to catch doughty adventurers off guard) or as wise women.
Sometimes the Mindstealer who is summoned (by the Psychic Horn) will warmly present a branch to a traveller and sometimes it must be wrestled from his grasp in a terrifying ordeal. On a few occasions the Mindstealer will present an additional gift. Such was the reward offered to Dances With Snakes.
The Glade is a secret area in the deepest, darkest part of the Connected Forest and is protected from all sides by the Fog of Unknowing, for the Mindstealers jealously guard their secrets. It is not known how many there are in the tribe, for they are shapeshifters and appear in different forms at different times. - sometimes as an evil, flesh-eating troll who regards the brain of a Knight as a particular delicacy, but they can also appear as beautiful maidens (who are reputed, howver, to appear in this way to catch doughty adventurers off guard) or as wise women.
Sometimes the Mindstealer who is summoned (by the Psychic Horn) will warmly present a branch to a traveller and sometimes it must be wrestled from his grasp in a terrifying ordeal. On a few occasions the Mindstealer will present an additional gift. Such was the reward offered to Dances With Snakes.
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Bad Manners
Now then. There was I thinking that if you spotted a flaw or a weakness in, or a mistake made by, a Christian brother, the pastorally sensitive and caring thing to do would be to quietly and directly let them know without embarrassing them in front of their peers, so that they can get on and correct their mistake.
Instead it seems that the correct thing to do is to get a third person, who is not and should not be involved, and indeed who has no business knowing, to do it (and also thereby to embarrass that third person). Somewhat unprofessional, it seems to me.
It is particularly important to be sensitive when you do not have all the facts. These should always be carefully checked before you "go public".
Of course, making direct contact also enables you to be helpful. Clearly this is not something a Christian needs to be bothered about either.
It seems I am learning all the time.
Instead it seems that the correct thing to do is to get a third person, who is not and should not be involved, and indeed who has no business knowing, to do it (and also thereby to embarrass that third person). Somewhat unprofessional, it seems to me.
It is particularly important to be sensitive when you do not have all the facts. These should always be carefully checked before you "go public".
Of course, making direct contact also enables you to be helpful. Clearly this is not something a Christian needs to be bothered about either.
It seems I am learning all the time.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
The Coming of Winter
Sometimes the Mountain Mistral blows unexpectedly through the Dark Forest and those Rangers out foraging for ironwood are caught in its icy blast. If they are fortunate the Ethereal Pixies will quickly bring warm blankets and help them to the safety of the Hearth Fire.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Sitting in My Cell
I've been reading about the desert fathers at someone's suggestion.
I do like the story about Abba Ammonas and the monk of evil repute. But I may have attention deficit disorder. However I think I may be able to take no account of the scorn of men nor their praises. I have to go back to my cell.
I do like the story about Abba Ammonas and the monk of evil repute. But I may have attention deficit disorder. However I think I may be able to take no account of the scorn of men nor their praises. I have to go back to my cell.
Friday, February 23, 2007
Growth
A tree does not live only by its own roots.
A dog can wag another's tail.
But can they survive when their species is attacked?
The weedkiller does not isolate its targets.
If a shrub dies, its compatriots are affected.
The attacker must be subdued by a concerted effort.
The gardener can only prune a plant with infinite compassion.
A dog can wag another's tail.
But can they survive when their species is attacked?
The weedkiller does not isolate its targets.
If a shrub dies, its compatriots are affected.
The attacker must be subdued by a concerted effort.
The gardener can only prune a plant with infinite compassion.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Assistance Required
Lots of people are beavering away behind the scenes to help me.
This is because I have a useless lump of metal and plastic in front of the house. It would normally go by the title "my car" but that seems a misnomer when it won't go anywhere due to a snapped clutch cable. However the nice people at Suzuki Assistance are coming to take it away to fix it and bring me a replacement - and Priten was most apologetic that it might take as much as a couple of hours to organise.
The joys of having a new car with a warranty.
And thank you also to the AA and Hinton Rescue for picking me up on the A369 out of Portishead and delivering me home at half-past midnight last night.
This is because I have a useless lump of metal and plastic in front of the house. It would normally go by the title "my car" but that seems a misnomer when it won't go anywhere due to a snapped clutch cable. However the nice people at Suzuki Assistance are coming to take it away to fix it and bring me a replacement - and Priten was most apologetic that it might take as much as a couple of hours to organise.
The joys of having a new car with a warranty.
And thank you also to the AA and Hinton Rescue for picking me up on the A369 out of Portishead and delivering me home at half-past midnight last night.
Monday, February 19, 2007
Academic Definitions for Postmodern Society
Book: A source of information. Bit like a computer but smaller.
Magazine: A source of gossip. Bit like the internet but much smaller.
Lecture: Like a book but with the interesting bits taken out and idle chit-chat added.
Professor: Someone who has written a book and will read it to you for a fee.
Lecturer: Someone who has read a book and would like to write one.
Associate Lecturer: Someone who has read a book but will never write one.
Assistant Lecturer: Someone who has heard of books.
Guest Lecturer: Someone with a new book out, esp. one not selling well.
Essay: Something copied from a book.
Masters essay: Something copied from three books.
Academic essay: Something copied from a dusty book.
Thesis: Something which everyone pretends is not copied from books.
Magazine: A source of gossip. Bit like the internet but much smaller.
Lecture: Like a book but with the interesting bits taken out and idle chit-chat added.
Professor: Someone who has written a book and will read it to you for a fee.
Lecturer: Someone who has read a book and would like to write one.
Associate Lecturer: Someone who has read a book but will never write one.
Assistant Lecturer: Someone who has heard of books.
Guest Lecturer: Someone with a new book out, esp. one not selling well.
Essay: Something copied from a book.
Masters essay: Something copied from three books.
Academic essay: Something copied from a dusty book.
Thesis: Something which everyone pretends is not copied from books.
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Affirmation and Challenge
I've been reminded why I am a Methodist. It's the strength and vitality given by Local Preachers.
Ralph came today and preached about prayer. He quoted Thomas a Kempes and Karl Barth and then told us in funny stories and words of one syllable what they meant. Five types of prayer which you can remember by looking at your hand.
Ralph came today and preached about prayer. He quoted Thomas a Kempes and Karl Barth and then told us in funny stories and words of one syllable what they meant. Five types of prayer which you can remember by looking at your hand.
Thumb reminds you of Thanksgiving you should offer
Forefinger reminds you of the Forgiveness you need
Inner finger reminds you of Intercession
Ring finger reminds you to ask Requests
Little finger reminds you to Listen.
Prayer is the relationship between man's impotence and God's omnipotence.
When Karl Barth was asked to sum up his faith he said "Jesus loves me this I know because the Bible tells me so".
God sometimes says "yes", sometimes "no" and sometimes "wait".
Ask the right question. Don't ask "Can I smoke while praying?", ask "Can I pray while smoking?"
And plenty more, but I shouldn't quote the whole thing (as if I could, the quantity of theology contained was fantastic) so Ralph can preach it again.
But the main thing was that it was all real. Even the speed prayer. (Short is good.)
Saturday, February 17, 2007
The Answer
Have you ever felt your energy being drained away?
This month's Spirit and Destiny is what you need. There's an article on spirit possession - but this can be performed by the living; someone who stalks you psychically as a negative thought form. Usually these are people trying to use your energy because of the problems they have, if I understand this right (I haven't got onto a training course yet).
Symptoms are:
Unexplained lethargy
Out-of-character behaviour, thoughts and emotions
Depression-like symptoms
Unexplained suicidal thoughts.
If you have these, consult your doctor and ask to be referred to the Spirit Release Foundation for spirit release therapy. Several NHS psychiatrists are actively involved in this area and some GPs will be open enough to recognise the symptoms and appropriate treatment. Most referrals still have to come from people reading about it in the media, however.
Well with three out of four (I don't have the last one, but the first one is particularly strong) it's worth thinking about. I think I know who it may be. I have to imagine mirrored glass walls reflecting their negative energy back onto them. I'll let you know how it goes.
On to more positive thoughts with some spells .
To help you feel less stressed about your exams, you need a yellow candle. Light it while studying.
To counter a run of bad luck, stand a black candle in a cauldron of water and as the candle burns down to the water level and goes out, so your trouble runs into the water, which you can throw away. Sorted.
This month's Spirit and Destiny is what you need. There's an article on spirit possession - but this can be performed by the living; someone who stalks you psychically as a negative thought form. Usually these are people trying to use your energy because of the problems they have, if I understand this right (I haven't got onto a training course yet).
Symptoms are:
Unexplained lethargy
Out-of-character behaviour, thoughts and emotions
Depression-like symptoms
Unexplained suicidal thoughts.
If you have these, consult your doctor and ask to be referred to the Spirit Release Foundation for spirit release therapy. Several NHS psychiatrists are actively involved in this area and some GPs will be open enough to recognise the symptoms and appropriate treatment. Most referrals still have to come from people reading about it in the media, however.
Well with three out of four (I don't have the last one, but the first one is particularly strong) it's worth thinking about. I think I know who it may be. I have to imagine mirrored glass walls reflecting their negative energy back onto them. I'll let you know how it goes.
On to more positive thoughts with some spells .
To help you feel less stressed about your exams, you need a yellow candle. Light it while studying.
To counter a run of bad luck, stand a black candle in a cauldron of water and as the candle burns down to the water level and goes out, so your trouble runs into the water, which you can throw away. Sorted.
Looking ahead, March 3 is a brilliant day to reassess your life (lunar eclipse in Virgo). Hmm. I hope it's more than just an exercise plan, though.A Winter Night's Dream
Dances With Snakes dreamed that he was walking through the wilderness with his friends the Woodsman and the Bridesmaid, and they talked and sang as they went. Then they came across a strange set of objects; there was a gown and a measuring stick, a statue of a small boy covered in gold paint flaking off, a small unopened packet of corn and a design for a flying machine, and an eyepatch and a black flag. But in his dream he did not understand what these items were and the party went on their way, dancing to an old Viking song.
Friday, February 16, 2007
Pest Control
What are the correct procedures?
Set a trap? And with what bait? (Too obvious. Too slow. Too unreliable.)
Provoke the pest to reveal itself and hit it with a big stick? (Too dangerous.)
Make the environment so unpleasant that it removes itself? (Moves the problem to someone else's territory, but does not deal with it.)
Hope it goes away by itself? (Unlikely.)
Set a trap? And with what bait? (Too obvious. Too slow. Too unreliable.)
Provoke the pest to reveal itself and hit it with a big stick? (Too dangerous.)
Make the environment so unpleasant that it removes itself? (Moves the problem to someone else's territory, but does not deal with it.)
Hope it goes away by itself? (Unlikely.)
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Proverbs
The kisses of an enemy may be profuse, but faithful are the wounds of a friend. (27:6)
Perfume and incense bring joy to the heart, and the pleasantness of one's friend sorings from his counsel (27:9)
As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another (27:17)
The way of a fool seems right to him, but a wise man listens to advice (12:15)
Pride only breeds quarrels, but wisdom is found in those who take advice (13:10)
Perfume and incense bring joy to the heart, and the pleasantness of one's friend sorings from his counsel (27:9)
As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another (27:17)
The way of a fool seems right to him, but a wise man listens to advice (12:15)
Pride only breeds quarrels, but wisdom is found in those who take advice (13:10)
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
A Cold Retreat
Dances With Snakes was searching for his Magic Flute. It had Ethereal Quality, so it could appear in different guises; Rugged Earthiness, Airy Spirituality, Wooden Stolidity and many others. Today he planned to enter the Dark Forest so he packed it in his travelling bag in case he needed it to play an Enchanting Heart-Warming Tune.
It often seemed to present in a form suitable for the task. It had The Power of Love, but Dances With Snakes never quite knew what tune it would play. What would it be today?
It often seemed to present in a form suitable for the task. It had The Power of Love, but Dances With Snakes never quite knew what tune it would play. What would it be today?
Friday, February 09, 2007
Funeral in the Snow
Just come back from the funeral of Maureen Heather Trimby.
Denied the opportunity to develop her artistic ability for her own pleasure, she gave it to the Lord instead.
Rest in peace.
Pray for John, Matthew, Andrew and Robert.
Denied the opportunity to develop her artistic ability for her own pleasure, she gave it to the Lord instead.
Rest in peace.
Pray for John, Matthew, Andrew and Robert.
Rock Communion
What a great idea.
This was the Federation Eucharist last week. I don't want to be too evaluative, but do want to reflect on it.
The music was great - in particular the really funky song played while Communion was administered. Unfortunately I don't have the lyrics/liturgy but the words were meaningful and the songs rocked (not hard, but hey). Sometimes we lost the flow, I thought, due to being too tied to specific old words. I think they might have been ditched or sung.
Did also appreciate the light sticks even if we didn't quite know what to do with them. I did think we had maybe one too many pictures of distant galaxies.
Although it was somehow slightly less than the sum of its parts, it was worthwhile and glorious. In the words of the Teletubbies: Again!
This was the Federation Eucharist last week. I don't want to be too evaluative, but do want to reflect on it.
The music was great - in particular the really funky song played while Communion was administered. Unfortunately I don't have the lyrics/liturgy but the words were meaningful and the songs rocked (not hard, but hey). Sometimes we lost the flow, I thought, due to being too tied to specific old words. I think they might have been ditched or sung.
Did also appreciate the light sticks even if we didn't quite know what to do with them. I did think we had maybe one too many pictures of distant galaxies.
Although it was somehow slightly less than the sum of its parts, it was worthwhile and glorious. In the words of the Teletubbies: Again!
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Extreme Weather Warning
It's snowing! It's snowing! Is your journey really necessary?
We've got ooh nearly a centimetre here. The schools are not shut (they never bloody shut when I was young we went in all sorts of stuff) and the traffic is flowing, well as much as it ever does.
I think I might venture out.
(I know it might be bad elsewhere. I do wonder how many feet Sweden has had this month.)
We've got ooh nearly a centimetre here. The schools are not shut (they never bloody shut when I was young we went in all sorts of stuff) and the traffic is flowing, well as much as it ever does.
I think I might venture out.
(I know it might be bad elsewhere. I do wonder how many feet Sweden has had this month.)
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Syllogism
This is the other thing I got from my Quiet Day.
To Know Him Is To Love Him. (The Crystals? The Ronettes?)
To Seek Him Is To Know Him. (How (not) to Speak About God)
Therefore:
To Seek Him Is To Love Him.
Discipleship.
To Know Him Is To Love Him. (The Crystals? The Ronettes?)
To Seek Him Is To Know Him. (How (not) to Speak About God)
Therefore:
To Seek Him Is To Love Him.
Discipleship.
Reflections
I've been Quiet today.
All right, I know you won't believe me. But I've been at least Relatively Quiet. (OK, OK Slightly Less Noisy.) I can be quiet when I want to be. And sometimes when I'm told to.
Anyway, I've had a quiet think, a wander, a bit of a read, a gentle conversation and a ruminative chat in sunny cold Cheddar. A good day. Of course, any day ... I won't go there. I'm in too good a mood.
What did we think about?
The Why You Are, The Who You Are, and The Where You Are (I did skip the last bit.)
It does always help your mood when the leader presents opinions with which you are in sympathy. On the topic of ministry, we thought about what picture a pastor (carefully used term, here) can present of themself. And that it does not have to be one of aloofness, it can include vulnerability, imperfection and even a certain amount of er, ridicule isn't quite right but along those lines eg if you make a fool of yourself, you can admit it, it's OK.
I think that's right. There are times to be cool and collected, when you can and must hold yourself in when no-one else can, and there are times to show emotion - I prefer the term passionate to emotional, though. And even though a pastor should always be disinterested (never uninterested) that doesn't imply dispassionate.
It was pointed out that this may not be exactly mainstream theological college teaching.
Whatever.
I don't know if I've put this quite right, but hey.
All right, I know you won't believe me. But I've been at least Relatively Quiet. (OK, OK Slightly Less Noisy.) I can be quiet when I want to be. And sometimes when I'm told to.
Anyway, I've had a quiet think, a wander, a bit of a read, a gentle conversation and a ruminative chat in sunny cold Cheddar. A good day. Of course, any day ... I won't go there. I'm in too good a mood.
What did we think about?
The Why You Are, The Who You Are, and The Where You Are (I did skip the last bit.)
It does always help your mood when the leader presents opinions with which you are in sympathy. On the topic of ministry, we thought about what picture a pastor (carefully used term, here) can present of themself. And that it does not have to be one of aloofness, it can include vulnerability, imperfection and even a certain amount of er, ridicule isn't quite right but along those lines eg if you make a fool of yourself, you can admit it, it's OK.
I think that's right. There are times to be cool and collected, when you can and must hold yourself in when no-one else can, and there are times to show emotion - I prefer the term passionate to emotional, though. And even though a pastor should always be disinterested (never uninterested) that doesn't imply dispassionate.
It was pointed out that this may not be exactly mainstream theological college teaching.
Whatever.
I don't know if I've put this quite right, but hey.
Dances With Snakes
The trouble with dancing with snakes is that they can still bite you any time you let your guard down. And the poison goes deep. Time for the snake to dance to my tune.Tuesday, February 06, 2007
More about sex
The young man at Helen House referred to in my previous post has apparently had his visit from a sex worker. He seemed less than thrilled about it - at least didn't seem to want to try it again (in the same way, at any rate).
Hmmm.
Hmmm.
Nurturing
Have you heard of these people?
A gardener who plants in sandy soil?
Who adds no tender care to the green shoots?
A mother who has no children?
Who knows of discipline but not of love?
A carer who does not care?
A gardener who plants in sandy soil?
Who adds no tender care to the green shoots?
A mother who has no children?
Who knows of discipline but not of love?
A carer who does not care?
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Officially Designated
I've said for a while that I'm a grumpy old man. And now I have a mug to prove it!
Sex With Prostitutes
I've been thinking about this a bit lately. Shut up at the back. In a theoretical kind of way, OK?
It started with a post on Charity's blog a bit back and then two stories from the media this week.
A biography of Lord Lambton recalls how he resigned from the Cabinet in the 60s for being caught smoking cannabis in bed with two prostitutes. He was interviewed by Robin Day who asked why such a charming man needed to pay for sex and he replied cheekily (something like) "I think every man likes a bit of variety now and then. Don't you?"
The other story was from BBC2 on Tuesday, the programme about Helen House, in which a young man with muscular dystrophy wanted help in getting the services of a sex worker, and a discussion ensued whether his carers should help him in this (including whether it was actually legal).
This might get unfocussed but let's see where we go.
As I tried to say on Charity's blog, I don't think the above men are atypical. I don't say their feelings or behaviour are right, or acceptable, or even to be condoned. But they need to be understood, for they exist, here and now. Further I think, from conversations and reading over the years, they are widespread. Common. A majority. Even the norm (not "normal" for no-one knows what that is).
I don't say whether men's desire for sex is cultural or genetic, for it doesn't matter. It just is. (For argument's sake, it fits with modern culture: everbody wants everything, and they want it now - but I understand there were plenty of prostitutes in Victorian times, at least in the cities, and that was a completely different culture.) It could be because men do want intimacy and love and can't work out what it is or how to get it, or are too out of touch with their feelings (not "feminine side" - it is human to want love, not associated more with one gender than another) or repressed/ashamed to display them and so have to resort to some kind of surrogate.
I do think that appeals to what might be called a "higher plane" - God, spirituality, discipline, whatever, are much less helpful than is proclaimed. You can have all the discipline, faith, reason there is but the feelings don't go away and when the distractions cease - and you can't keep it up 24/7 - they come back stronger than ever. Plenty of Christian men can confirm this. All of them, I reckon.
Now there are clearly some punters who will go to places where women are trafficked and either they don't care, or they can manage to delude themselves - and there's a lot of self-delusion goes on in this area - that the other party is willing. And that needs to be stopped, now. And some just go for the sex. And that you can debate. But some go for what is advertised as "Girl Friend Experience" (GFE), which is not about the sex (mostly, and as far as I can gather generally does not actually include it) but includes eg holding hands and kissing which I understand generally you don't get in the other cases. And some just want to go out to the theatre or dinner with a pretty lady (all right yes it might be just status, but it might not) like you would on a date.
So a lot of men are seeking affection, and taking what they can get, however hollow a substitute it really is - see self-delusion above - and don't really have it.
What do we say to them? Here and now? In practical terms? That will help them tonight?
I shall probably come back to this later, but that's all for now.
It started with a post on Charity's blog a bit back and then two stories from the media this week.
A biography of Lord Lambton recalls how he resigned from the Cabinet in the 60s for being caught smoking cannabis in bed with two prostitutes. He was interviewed by Robin Day who asked why such a charming man needed to pay for sex and he replied cheekily (something like) "I think every man likes a bit of variety now and then. Don't you?"
The other story was from BBC2 on Tuesday, the programme about Helen House, in which a young man with muscular dystrophy wanted help in getting the services of a sex worker, and a discussion ensued whether his carers should help him in this (including whether it was actually legal).
This might get unfocussed but let's see where we go.
As I tried to say on Charity's blog, I don't think the above men are atypical. I don't say their feelings or behaviour are right, or acceptable, or even to be condoned. But they need to be understood, for they exist, here and now. Further I think, from conversations and reading over the years, they are widespread. Common. A majority. Even the norm (not "normal" for no-one knows what that is).
I don't say whether men's desire for sex is cultural or genetic, for it doesn't matter. It just is. (For argument's sake, it fits with modern culture: everbody wants everything, and they want it now - but I understand there were plenty of prostitutes in Victorian times, at least in the cities, and that was a completely different culture.) It could be because men do want intimacy and love and can't work out what it is or how to get it, or are too out of touch with their feelings (not "feminine side" - it is human to want love, not associated more with one gender than another) or repressed/ashamed to display them and so have to resort to some kind of surrogate.
I do think that appeals to what might be called a "higher plane" - God, spirituality, discipline, whatever, are much less helpful than is proclaimed. You can have all the discipline, faith, reason there is but the feelings don't go away and when the distractions cease - and you can't keep it up 24/7 - they come back stronger than ever. Plenty of Christian men can confirm this. All of them, I reckon.
Now there are clearly some punters who will go to places where women are trafficked and either they don't care, or they can manage to delude themselves - and there's a lot of self-delusion goes on in this area - that the other party is willing. And that needs to be stopped, now. And some just go for the sex. And that you can debate. But some go for what is advertised as "Girl Friend Experience" (GFE), which is not about the sex (mostly, and as far as I can gather generally does not actually include it) but includes eg holding hands and kissing which I understand generally you don't get in the other cases. And some just want to go out to the theatre or dinner with a pretty lady (all right yes it might be just status, but it might not) like you would on a date.
So a lot of men are seeking affection, and taking what they can get, however hollow a substitute it really is - see self-delusion above - and don't really have it.
What do we say to them? Here and now? In practical terms? That will help them tonight?
I shall probably come back to this later, but that's all for now.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Yesterday
Cheesecake for breakfast.
Progress on a new faith school.
A new CD to explore.
Theological discussion, a good argument, some questions about mission. Finished a half-hour early.
I got a Dalek and a new briefcase.
Went to the Thai house for a lovely meal.
Yesterday was a good day (forget the traffic jam).
Oh and I still have a birthday cake to eat and share!
Progress on a new faith school.
A new CD to explore.
Theological discussion, a good argument, some questions about mission. Finished a half-hour early.
I got a Dalek and a new briefcase.
Went to the Thai house for a lovely meal.
Yesterday was a good day (forget the traffic jam).
Oh and I still have a birthday cake to eat and share!
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Bringing Up Baby
I have been quite distressed lately about the row over Catholic adoption agencies, especially since the Church of England joined in. However, I have been distressed for the opposite reason to what some people assumed.
I'll break my thoughts into a few statements.
1. I cannot accept that homosexual couples do not how to bring up children properly ie lovingly. (One of the News Quiz panellists joked that he had a gay dad - well not really but that his dad listened. Another said he wished he had had a gay dad because he liked musicals and then he would have been taken to more of them.)
2. I have been told that it is hard enough as it is for homosexual couples to adopt - given the choice between gay and straight the current position is that straight wins every time. So discrimination already exists?
3. Adoption is still done everywhere by Social Services - at least it better be - they are trained. What the agencies can do is recommend couples. So it is part of the process, but only part. This job could be taken over by other less prejudiced organisations.
4. Even if you believe homosexuality is a sin, whatever happened to "love the sinner"? Discrimination is not love in my opinion. The Gospel is surely about love. It is not about putting up barriers to people's happiness and well-being.
Therefore it seems to me that if some agencies cannot comply with the law on equality then they are indeed in the wrong game. They should disband immediately and go away to pray. For forgiveness, to start with.
I'll break my thoughts into a few statements.
1. I cannot accept that homosexual couples do not how to bring up children properly ie lovingly. (One of the News Quiz panellists joked that he had a gay dad - well not really but that his dad listened. Another said he wished he had had a gay dad because he liked musicals and then he would have been taken to more of them.)
2. I have been told that it is hard enough as it is for homosexual couples to adopt - given the choice between gay and straight the current position is that straight wins every time. So discrimination already exists?
3. Adoption is still done everywhere by Social Services - at least it better be - they are trained. What the agencies can do is recommend couples. So it is part of the process, but only part. This job could be taken over by other less prejudiced organisations.
4. Even if you believe homosexuality is a sin, whatever happened to "love the sinner"? Discrimination is not love in my opinion. The Gospel is surely about love. It is not about putting up barriers to people's happiness and well-being.
Therefore it seems to me that if some agencies cannot comply with the law on equality then they are indeed in the wrong game. They should disband immediately and go away to pray. For forgiveness, to start with.
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Winter Tales
When the nights are long and dark, best beloved, the Knights gather round the great fire and tell the Squires stories of their encounters in the service of the Light. They tell of beasts: the Sloth and the Secretary-Bird, the rapacious Magpies and the Cawing Crows, Tin-Men and Cavemen, and sometimes of rogue Knights.
Then The Knights tell of the Fifteen-Headed Hydra that all Knights are required to face, before initiation, in its deep dark lair. Sometimes the stories tell of more heads or of fewer, but it is always known as the Fifteen-Headed, that breathes flame from any of its heads at random. Even though a Shield-Bearer always accompanies the prospective Knight, many do not survive the encounter; the Knights tease the Squires with the tale that the Shield-Bearer may not act and is only provided to return with news of unsuccessful forays.
A futher story may be told of the Clockwork Swordsman who wields a rapier sharper than wit, and who seeks to pierce the heart and draw blood from all who are sent to face him. When he has tasted blood, he sends the Squire back to the Training Ground with a permanent scar. Many do not survive this but fade away and are not seen again.
But the stories the Squires love best are of the monsters that have been faced, and sometimes bested, and they quake at the tales of those Knights who have been defeated.
The Knights tell of the Harpy, with her sweetly charming singing, who beguiles unwary Squires before carrying them off to faraway places from which they cannot return. For lo, the Harpy has talons of iron which sink deep into the flesh and leave a permanent mark, it is said. And if perchance a Squire or a Knight should sense the danger and resist then the singing becomes a foul screeching which is heard across the land, and souls shiver in fear of her terrible revenge.
Then The Knights tell of the Fifteen-Headed Hydra that all Knights are required to face, before initiation, in its deep dark lair. Sometimes the stories tell of more heads or of fewer, but it is always known as the Fifteen-Headed, that breathes flame from any of its heads at random. Even though a Shield-Bearer always accompanies the prospective Knight, many do not survive the encounter; the Knights tease the Squires with the tale that the Shield-Bearer may not act and is only provided to return with news of unsuccessful forays.
A futher story may be told of the Clockwork Swordsman who wields a rapier sharper than wit, and who seeks to pierce the heart and draw blood from all who are sent to face him. When he has tasted blood, he sends the Squire back to the Training Ground with a permanent scar. Many do not survive this but fade away and are not seen again.Some Knights tell of encounters with a Great Bear, who welcomes Knights into his big warm strong embrace and hugs them harder and harder until all life has been squeezed out.
Some tell of Clouds of Doves who coo gently in the courtyards, but fly away in adversity.
There are many more stories of distant monasteries with peculiar practices, each with its own unique chimeras.
But the most terrifying monster is the Snow Queen, who kidnaps those who have received the distorting mirror into their hearts; she removes them to her lair and attempts to instil her coldness into them, taunting them with further cracked pieces of icy glass. The sojourn in the Ice Palace, where no warmth may penetrate, is daunting indeed to those without a thick skin and warming blanket. Her glacial breath, it is said, can freeze the blood even as it runs in the veins. Even her frosty gaze can chill a man to the bone.
Yet we have heard, best beloved, that the Snow Queen is vulnerable; that at the Passing-Out Parade she has melted, and transfomed into a warm, gushing flood.
But the most terrifying report is that within an hour she always refreezes into a being as hard and and cold as before, and more angular than ever. She cannot help herself. It is her nature.
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Johnny Cash, Theologian
He has a particular view of the apocalypse, apparently. The Bible is received and meditated upon.
The Man in Black comes around.
The Man in Black comes around.
Monday, January 22, 2007
The Church Prays for Colombia
This is a slightly expanded version of an article under the above title to be published in the new issue of Frontline Latin America, out shortly.
Last Tuesday, members of Wesley College added their prayers to the work being done to expose and combat intimidation and exploitation in Colombia in a short service of thanksgiving and intercession.
The service began with a recollection of slavery by way of a reading of Psalm 137 and a rendition of “Swing Low Sweet Chariot”, and celebrated the bicentenary of the Anti-Slavery Act.
Next followed a reflection on modern trafficking and a recitation of a litany of empowerment, and then as part of a meditation on current oppression, staff and students of the Methodist theological college stood in silence as the names were read of 8 murdered trade union leaders from Colombian Coca-Cola bottling plants.
After prayers were offered for the men and their families and for a quick end to the intolerable practices in Colombia, the service concluded with the Lord’s Prayer.
If anyone wants to get a copy of FLA, then I can put you in touch easily.
Last Tuesday, members of Wesley College added their prayers to the work being done to expose and combat intimidation and exploitation in Colombia in a short service of thanksgiving and intercession.
The service began with a recollection of slavery by way of a reading of Psalm 137 and a rendition of “Swing Low Sweet Chariot”, and celebrated the bicentenary of the Anti-Slavery Act.
Next followed a reflection on modern trafficking and a recitation of a litany of empowerment, and then as part of a meditation on current oppression, staff and students of the Methodist theological college stood in silence as the names were read of 8 murdered trade union leaders from Colombian Coca-Cola bottling plants.
After prayers were offered for the men and their families and for a quick end to the intolerable practices in Colombia, the service concluded with the Lord’s Prayer.
If anyone wants to get a copy of FLA, then I can put you in touch easily.
Sunday, January 21, 2007
A Match To Remember
I'm not sure Ding Juinhui will see it that way at the moment or whether he'll try to put it out of his mind. But in time he will maybe draw on the experience.
But what I shall remember is not Ronnie's awesome performance (there have been others before and there will be more to come) but his humanity and kindness. How many players put their arm round the shoulder of the player they haven't beaten yet? And take them to their own dressing-room for a break when they are so dazed they don't know the score?
If anyone can help Juinhui with such a trauma, it must be Ronnie - a genius with a heart.
Way to go.
But what I shall remember is not Ronnie's awesome performance (there have been others before and there will be more to come) but his humanity and kindness. How many players put their arm round the shoulder of the player they haven't beaten yet? And take them to their own dressing-room for a break when they are so dazed they don't know the score?
If anyone can help Juinhui with such a trauma, it must be Ronnie - a genius with a heart.
Way to go.
Who's Checking Up on Who?
I'm in my best grumpy old man mode.
Phone rings, Sunday lunchtime. Run down the stairs, it might be important.
"Hello?"
(Pause - a very bad sign. I know what's coming. It's not important.)
"Can I speak to Mr Paul H Johnson, please?" (I know for definite.)
"Speaking."
"This is (somebody) from - let's call them Company X, it is a company I have dealings with - I need to ask you a few questions to check who you are."
"Hang on. You phoned me, and you asked me if I was he, and I said yes. What's the problem?"
"It's the Data Protection Act, I need to go through a security procedure with you."
"Well I've told you who I am. If that's not good enough when you phoned me, then perhaps you should write to me. Goodbye." (Do they often ring the wrong number? I'd be very worried if they did.)
The cheek of the man. No offer to prove he's who he said he is - I'm supposed to answer "security questions" from a cold caller when he could be anybody. If it really is the Data Protection Act then they're going to have to find another way round it. I'm not even going to listen to the questions. I never buy stuff over the phone unless I've initiated the call anyway. Anyway I know a call centre in India when I hear one.
Phone rings, Sunday lunchtime. Run down the stairs, it might be important.
"Hello?"
(Pause - a very bad sign. I know what's coming. It's not important.)
"Can I speak to Mr Paul H Johnson, please?" (I know for definite.)
"Speaking."
"This is (somebody) from - let's call them Company X, it is a company I have dealings with - I need to ask you a few questions to check who you are."
"Hang on. You phoned me, and you asked me if I was he, and I said yes. What's the problem?"
"It's the Data Protection Act, I need to go through a security procedure with you."
"Well I've told you who I am. If that's not good enough when you phoned me, then perhaps you should write to me. Goodbye." (Do they often ring the wrong number? I'd be very worried if they did.)
The cheek of the man. No offer to prove he's who he said he is - I'm supposed to answer "security questions" from a cold caller when he could be anybody. If it really is the Data Protection Act then they're going to have to find another way round it. I'm not even going to listen to the questions. I never buy stuff over the phone unless I've initiated the call anyway. Anyway I know a call centre in India when I hear one.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
January Birthdays
For the second year in a row, I went to a birthday party on the penultimate Saturday in January, although this year it was for quite a different person from last year.
Today, we played Buckaroo, Pop-Up Pirate, Toru, Chinese Whispers, The Music Man and Superman, and we had chicken and sausage and tomatoes and jelly and fondue and we all had a good time, although there was a slight danger of a sulk briefly. Cinderella even put her ball gown on to come, and Dennis the Menace was very well behaved and helpful.
I like celebrating birthdays in January.
Today, we played Buckaroo, Pop-Up Pirate, Toru, Chinese Whispers, The Music Man and Superman, and we had chicken and sausage and tomatoes and jelly and fondue and we all had a good time, although there was a slight danger of a sulk briefly. Cinderella even put her ball gown on to come, and Dennis the Menace was very well behaved and helpful.
I like celebrating birthdays in January.
Meeting
I had a lovely lunch today with Ollie, of the Colombia Solidarity Campaign, in the Folk House Cafe, off Park Street. Thoroughly recommended. The t-shirt will appear in college next week. More on Coca-Cola to come ...
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Racism on the Telly
Questions in Parliament, Gordon Brown apologises in India, headlines all over the tabloids - just how important is Jade Goody?
Racism is important and should be challenged. But why are we so worried?
Because Jade is a role-model and people will copy her? In that case we should get her off.
Or because she is representative of the typical Brit, prone to casual stereotyping as well as deliberately insulting behaviour? In which case we really should be apologising, in addition to voting her off.
Or is she such a figure of fun that racism will be weakened by her joining into it? (Or are the Great British Public too stupid to realise her lack of actual talent or indeed anything desirable at all? Hmm, tricky one.) We could explain that she has made a whole career out of being thick and we are exposing racism as typical of this? But I guess it didn't work when Johnny Speight wrote Alf Garnett into TV history.
One tabloid headline called Jade "The Dim Reaper". Another pointed out that there still are problems in Iraq and Afghanistan and that these might be more important issues.
There is a lot of racism in Britain. How do we reduce it?
Racism is important and should be challenged. But why are we so worried?
Because Jade is a role-model and people will copy her? In that case we should get her off.
Or because she is representative of the typical Brit, prone to casual stereotyping as well as deliberately insulting behaviour? In which case we really should be apologising, in addition to voting her off.
Or is she such a figure of fun that racism will be weakened by her joining into it? (Or are the Great British Public too stupid to realise her lack of actual talent or indeed anything desirable at all? Hmm, tricky one.) We could explain that she has made a whole career out of being thick and we are exposing racism as typical of this? But I guess it didn't work when Johnny Speight wrote Alf Garnett into TV history.
One tabloid headline called Jade "The Dim Reaper". Another pointed out that there still are problems in Iraq and Afghanistan and that these might be more important issues.
There is a lot of racism in Britain. How do we reduce it?
Tuesday's Child: Initial Reactions
There have been those who have asked, those who have clearly wanted to ask but didn't, perhaps not knowing if it was allowed, or boring/cliched, and those who have seemed unconcerned. Some at least seem to have understood. Many have been supportive, and complimentary. None have been unsupportive.
A definite shock to a certain party, perhaps partly because of surrounding circumstances.
So is it?
Provocative?
Fun?
Puzzling?
Counter-Cultural?
Liberating?
All of the above?
Or?
Pretty uninteresting?
A nine-day wonder?
A really bad idea?
You won't know what I'm talking about if you haven't seen me since Tuesday. You might not care. One person will not venture an opinion. Anyway, I like it and I'm pleased with the results.
So, many thanks to Carly, Sarah and Dawn.
A definite shock to a certain party, perhaps partly because of surrounding circumstances.
So is it?
Provocative?
Fun?
Puzzling?
Counter-Cultural?
Liberating?
All of the above?
Or?
Pretty uninteresting?
A nine-day wonder?
A really bad idea?
You won't know what I'm talking about if you haven't seen me since Tuesday. You might not care. One person will not venture an opinion. Anyway, I like it and I'm pleased with the results.
So, many thanks to Carly, Sarah and Dawn.
New Link
Added a link in the sidebar to my sister-in-law's new blog. She is also candidating to be a minister.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
No Plan Survives Contact With the Enemy
Like when you go out for an undisclosed reason, the conduct of which takes longer than anticipated by yourself, and very much longer than anticipated by others, and a vital unexpected call arises causing consternation.
But you do at least get home an hour earlier than expected in the evening.
But you do at least get home an hour earlier than expected in the evening.
Sunday, January 14, 2007
New Feature
This new version of blogger allows posts to be given labels, so you'll now see some of these in the sidebar. I'm still getting used to it and will have to go back over older posts to see if they warrant one. Hopefully in time the label "worship" will have more posts than the label "Chicken-Little".
Mind Your language
We're back to this again - yes it's liturgy. Don't switch off just yet.
I was going to put this as a comment on this post on Richard's blog but the server or something crashed just before it went - and it was a bit long anyway - and the time's gone by a bit, so it's going to be here now.
It's the Covenant service. This is a very important service, which I value and hate to miss. In fact I've been to two this week, but that's another story.
This time it's not me complaining about liturgy, it's someone else, (actually another Richard).
Richard is a young man, brought up in the faith, and a devout believer. He came up to me after the service last Sunday and tore into the liturgy. When was it last revised? Out-of-date, old-fashioned words, that are not the vocabulary of today. That what should be a joyful act of commitment is ruined. I sent him off to talk to Stuart, as I have no answers (the best I could do is "well it's not as bad as it used to be") and in fact can't disagree with him. So here is my attempt to convey his frustration.
Consider the following language (some of these are Richard's examples, some mine, as I can't remember his exact objections):
"Folly". When did you last use that word?
"Beloved in Christ". Per-lease. To be fair, Stuart didn't use that version (Jonathan did).
"In the fullness of time". It does have meaning, but surely can be updated.
"Yoke". I am not a farmer. What is a yoke? (J, not S)
We used version A of the dedication on Sunday, which is not too bad; consider version B from Wednesday:
" .. put me to suffering .." Now there's a use of the word "suffering" which hasn't existed since the 17th Century.
"Rank me with whom you will .." Not a modern turn of phrase.
" .. let me be empty .." Huh?
and even version A "may the covenant .. be fulfilled in heaven". I do at least understand "ratified" in version B, but it's still difficult.
Anyway, don't tell me I'll grow into it. Tell Richard. Tell him why he needs to. (He wants to.)
For the one time a year we do this, (two is unusual, more is absurd) let's make it accessible to those who want to affirm their faith.
I was going to put this as a comment on this post on Richard's blog but the server or something crashed just before it went - and it was a bit long anyway - and the time's gone by a bit, so it's going to be here now.
It's the Covenant service. This is a very important service, which I value and hate to miss. In fact I've been to two this week, but that's another story.
This time it's not me complaining about liturgy, it's someone else, (actually another Richard).
Richard is a young man, brought up in the faith, and a devout believer. He came up to me after the service last Sunday and tore into the liturgy. When was it last revised? Out-of-date, old-fashioned words, that are not the vocabulary of today. That what should be a joyful act of commitment is ruined. I sent him off to talk to Stuart, as I have no answers (the best I could do is "well it's not as bad as it used to be") and in fact can't disagree with him. So here is my attempt to convey his frustration.
Consider the following language (some of these are Richard's examples, some mine, as I can't remember his exact objections):
"Folly". When did you last use that word?
"Beloved in Christ". Per-lease. To be fair, Stuart didn't use that version (Jonathan did).
"In the fullness of time". It does have meaning, but surely can be updated.
"Yoke". I am not a farmer. What is a yoke? (J, not S)
We used version A of the dedication on Sunday, which is not too bad; consider version B from Wednesday:
" .. put me to suffering .." Now there's a use of the word "suffering" which hasn't existed since the 17th Century.
"Rank me with whom you will .." Not a modern turn of phrase.
" .. let me be empty .." Huh?
and even version A "may the covenant .. be fulfilled in heaven". I do at least understand "ratified" in version B, but it's still difficult.
Anyway, don't tell me I'll grow into it. Tell Richard. Tell him why he needs to. (He wants to.)
For the one time a year we do this, (two is unusual, more is absurd) let's make it accessible to those who want to affirm their faith.
Saturday, January 13, 2007
New Friend
Can't say a new blogger, as there isn't a blog, but a link to fellow-student Anne's area has been added in the sidebar. It may be regarded as under construction, but with more visitors she will hopefully be encouraged to expand it and maybe add a blog, hey? There are at any rate some entertaining pictures to look at.
You'll also notice how pink it is ....
You'll also notice how pink it is ....
Dropping the Pilot
As PLP's navigation course comes to an end, by agreement with the chartmaster, he is looking forward to seeking for treasure all by himself. Ahoy there!
Friday, January 12, 2007
Killer Coke
This is the briefing paper I took to the Methodist Students' Council. Permission is granted for it to be circulated, providing no amendments are made to it.
Complaints against Coca-Cola
1. India
Coca-Cola is taking water from locals.
It takes three litres of water to make one litre of Coca-Cola. Several community campaigns in India.
In the state of Rajasthan, Coca-Cola established a bottling plant in 1999. There has since been " ... a serious decline in water levels. Locals are increasingly unable to irrigate their crops ... wells in use for drinking, cleaning, washing and sanitation are now in anger of drying up altogether." Water levels were stable from 1995-2000, then dropped 10 metres in five years.
Source: Graph produced by Ministry of Water Resources, Rajasthan.
Locals fear that Kaladera could become a 'dark zone'. (term used to describe areas that are abandoned due to depleted water resources.)
Activists in Chiapas, Mexico fear the same thing is about to happen there.
Land Contamination
Coca-Cola's plants provide a sludge-like waste which the company has sold as "fertiliser". Tests show that it has dangerous levels of cadmium and lead. Contamination, specifically lead, has spread to the water supply.
The Centre for Science and Environment tested Coca-Cola beverages and found levels of 30 pesticides 30 times higher than EU standards. Levels of DDT 9 times higher than EU limit.
Source (all above): War on Want, 2006. Quotes BBC, The Guardian, The Independent on Sunday
Other Reports: Ethical Consumer magazine, January 2006.
Also confirmed by eye-witness account; Sam, exchange student with Wesley College. Sam is a resident of Tamilnadu.
2. Colombia
Coca-Cola increasingly associated with union-busting activities. Eight employees in Colombia have been killed by paramilitaries. A lawsuit has been filed (June 2, 2006) under the Alien Tort Claims Act in the USA against the company and its bottlers.
Also being sued on behalf of 14 truck-drivers and other transport workers for its part in the torture and intimidation of trade unionists in Turkey.
Similar stories from the Punjab, Nicaragua, Guatemala, Peru, Chile, Russia.
Source: War on Want, 2006.
Action against Coca-Cola
Some of the largest unions in the world, within and outside the IUF (International Union of Food Workers based in Switzerland), support the student movement to ban Coke products from the campuses. For example, UNISON, the largest union in the UK and the 1.4 million-member International Brotherhood of Teamsters, the world’s largest Coca-Cola union, which represents more than 18,000 Coca-Cola workers, supports the students’ campaign to pressure Coke. Europe’s Food Production Daily reported on Feb. 9, 2006: “Coca-Cola is now facing a labour relations problem in the US, after the Teamsters Union joined protesters calling for boycotts against the company over alleged human rights violations in Colombia.”
Over 23 U.S. universities, including the University of Michigan, New York University and Rutgers University have cancelled or suspended Coca-Cola's supply contracts, costing the company millions of dollars in previously guaranteed revenues, but also, and more important, countless students say they will not drink Coke beverages, thereby breaking the cycle of consumption of this optional product that is tainted with the blood of Colombian workers.
Bristol University students are beginning a campaign. Other universities have voted to terminate commercial relations.
Campaigns as noted above.
Supported by Locals?
It has been said that unions in Colombia and elsewhere do not support colleges and universities banning Coke products.
In Colombia, the Central Unitaria de Trabajadores de Colombia (CUT — the TUC of Colombia), issued a public statement from their acting President, reaffirming their commitment and their backing of SINALTRAINAL’s struggle.
In addition, CUT Vice President Fabio Arias said: "Coca-Cola has been a persistent violator of trade unionists’ rights and for this reason various universities in the United States have taken measures to protest against their conduct…The CUT supports the University of Michigan, in the United States, in discontinuing the sale of Coca-Cola within their campus, as a result of accusations of violating human rights and trade union rights in Colombia.
Workers in India want other countries to support their struggle by boycotting Coca-Cola.
Complaints against Coca-Cola
1. India
Coca-Cola is taking water from locals.
It takes three litres of water to make one litre of Coca-Cola. Several community campaigns in India.
In the state of Rajasthan, Coca-Cola established a bottling plant in 1999. There has since been " ... a serious decline in water levels. Locals are increasingly unable to irrigate their crops ... wells in use for drinking, cleaning, washing and sanitation are now in anger of drying up altogether." Water levels were stable from 1995-2000, then dropped 10 metres in five years.
Source: Graph produced by Ministry of Water Resources, Rajasthan.
Locals fear that Kaladera could become a 'dark zone'. (term used to describe areas that are abandoned due to depleted water resources.)
Activists in Chiapas, Mexico fear the same thing is about to happen there.
Land Contamination
Coca-Cola's plants provide a sludge-like waste which the company has sold as "fertiliser". Tests show that it has dangerous levels of cadmium and lead. Contamination, specifically lead, has spread to the water supply.
The Centre for Science and Environment tested Coca-Cola beverages and found levels of 30 pesticides 30 times higher than EU standards. Levels of DDT 9 times higher than EU limit.
Source (all above): War on Want, 2006. Quotes BBC, The Guardian, The Independent on Sunday
Other Reports: Ethical Consumer magazine, January 2006.
Also confirmed by eye-witness account; Sam, exchange student with Wesley College. Sam is a resident of Tamilnadu.
2. Colombia
Coca-Cola increasingly associated with union-busting activities. Eight employees in Colombia have been killed by paramilitaries. A lawsuit has been filed (June 2, 2006) under the Alien Tort Claims Act in the USA against the company and its bottlers.
Also being sued on behalf of 14 truck-drivers and other transport workers for its part in the torture and intimidation of trade unionists in Turkey.
Similar stories from the Punjab, Nicaragua, Guatemala, Peru, Chile, Russia.
Source: War on Want, 2006.
Action against Coca-Cola
Some of the largest unions in the world, within and outside the IUF (International Union of Food Workers based in Switzerland), support the student movement to ban Coke products from the campuses. For example, UNISON, the largest union in the UK and the 1.4 million-member International Brotherhood of Teamsters, the world’s largest Coca-Cola union, which represents more than 18,000 Coca-Cola workers, supports the students’ campaign to pressure Coke. Europe’s Food Production Daily reported on Feb. 9, 2006: “Coca-Cola is now facing a labour relations problem in the US, after the Teamsters Union joined protesters calling for boycotts against the company over alleged human rights violations in Colombia.”
Over 23 U.S. universities, including the University of Michigan, New York University and Rutgers University have cancelled or suspended Coca-Cola's supply contracts, costing the company millions of dollars in previously guaranteed revenues, but also, and more important, countless students say they will not drink Coke beverages, thereby breaking the cycle of consumption of this optional product that is tainted with the blood of Colombian workers.
Bristol University students are beginning a campaign. Other universities have voted to terminate commercial relations.
Campaigns as noted above.
Supported by Locals?
It has been said that unions in Colombia and elsewhere do not support colleges and universities banning Coke products.
In Colombia, the Central Unitaria de Trabajadores de Colombia (CUT — the TUC of Colombia), issued a public statement from their acting President, reaffirming their commitment and their backing of SINALTRAINAL’s struggle.
In addition, CUT Vice President Fabio Arias said: "Coca-Cola has been a persistent violator of trade unionists’ rights and for this reason various universities in the United States have taken measures to protest against their conduct…The CUT supports the University of Michigan, in the United States, in discontinuing the sale of Coca-Cola within their campus, as a result of accusations of violating human rights and trade union rights in Colombia.
Workers in India want other countries to support their struggle by boycotting Coca-Cola.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Training Courses
Peg-Leg Pete was poring over the maps and charts on his navigational training course and suddenly began to wonder how he got here. Hadn't it started because the captain thought he was having trouble using the spyglass? Because he didn't know how to speak pirate properly (using the present tense only, for example)? What had the captain really intended?
But Pete was enjoying learning how to navigate so he thought he wouldn't go back to the captain and say; he reckoned he'd soon be finished and no-one would know any better. Who cared anyway? And he knew which eye to use for the spyglass.
But Pete was enjoying learning how to navigate so he thought he wouldn't go back to the captain and say; he reckoned he'd soon be finished and no-one would know any better. Who cared anyway? And he knew which eye to use for the spyglass.
Pink!
It's a very divisive colour.
Literally so, sometimes when boys are given/labelled blue and girls pink (do they still do that in hospitals?). Let's reclaim it for the guys. (Not just the gay guys.)
There's all sorts of pink - personally I prefer "shocking pink" ("hot pink" in America). It's bold, it's in your face, it says Hey! and it can say What's your problem? But we can wear pale pink with a gentler, more reflective mood, and we can match pink with others - pink and white stripes are good.
You can be "in the pink", meaning tip-top health. (Or I suppose you could be snookered behind the pink - pink is second only to black - which is less good).
Pop music - Pink Fairies, Kissing the Pink (also see Debbie Harry), Pink herself - and of course The Pink Floyd. More?
You can write your blog in it, which challenges people. Why? Why not? What are you saying? Are you just playing?
So we finish with a famous icon. Did you ever see a panther that was pink? Think! A panther that is positively pink? Well, here he is the pink panther, the rinky-pink panther, a panther that is ever so pink! Enjoy.
Next week - black?
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
The Frustration of Numbers
5 is about average, target achievable, yet 5 is dark. What is light? Not 10.
What is 35? Too little!
Why not 50 when 60 is possible?
35 becomes 30 and 25 in 30, but is finally beaten by 60, and 20 is light.
28 is too high when 60 vanishes - who planned 3 at 30?
50, 40.
75 is too high, too demanding, but 60 (normal) won't do, for 35 needs it.
Increase, decrease.
42.
43.
Green 44.
47 is made, and is good, for 50 is much more.
Peace is 15.
What is 35? Too little!
Why not 50 when 60 is possible?
35 becomes 30 and 25 in 30, but is finally beaten by 60, and 20 is light.
28 is too high when 60 vanishes - who planned 3 at 30?
50, 40.
75 is too high, too demanding, but 60 (normal) won't do, for 35 needs it.
Increase, decrease.
42.
43.
Green 44.
47 is made, and is good, for 50 is much more.
Peace is 15.
The Die is Cast
Well it got done eventually. My application to be ordained has been posted. Now I'm told it's exactly four months until I get the result (there are a few more hurdles in between, but we'll worry about those nearer the time).
I can do a lot in four months.
I can do a lot in four months.
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Saturday, January 06, 2007
The Magic of the FA Cup
... is not what it was, ask any fan of Sheffield United. It is also lessened for me at present after today's result at Anfield. No complaints; Arsenal always looked more threatening on attack. Might have gone better if we'd been given that penalty, though ... The Carling Cup is now the only pot we have a ralistic shot at, and Rafa knows it.
However, a good result for Oldham, 2-2 away at Wolves, 9th in the next division up. Bring on the replay at Boundary Park.
So, one defeat, one draw, but I am consoled with a win in a different game - Dragons 38 Pistols 0. It's the fire-breathing battle against the Blaze next. Don't get burned.
However, a good result for Oldham, 2-2 away at Wolves, 9th in the next division up. Bring on the replay at Boundary Park.
So, one defeat, one draw, but I am consoled with a win in a different game - Dragons 38 Pistols 0. It's the fire-breathing battle against the Blaze next. Don't get burned.
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Temptation
I've saved soooo much money.
Yes for the first time in years I've been properly round the January sales. Normally I don't bother but there are some reasons that I thought I would this time. Never mind what they are. The trouble is it's compulsive. Well, I could do with one of those ... yes, that's a good idea ... well, while I'm here ... oh and that's what I really came out for! Half price? Sold. Half price and then I get a loyalty discount and a student discount? How can I resist? If I don't buy it now, will I have to wait another year?
In truth I'm happy with my purchases. I've refreshed my wardrobe and not just my CD collection ... hang on, didn't buy any CDs ... er. I'm sure that can be rectified ... Oh and half price chocolate! One of the stores I was in today, the assistant was saying that they don't celebrate Christmas (I thought this was a bit sad, but as she went on I understood) but bought presents in the January sales instead. Difficult to argue really. Perhaps the answer is to do like some other countries and celebrate on January 6. OK so there won't be much on the telly but then that's true anyway.
I wonder why I didn't do this in previous years. They say that 80% of most stores sales is done in the last 8 weeks of the year. It should be moved to the first 8 weeks of the year. What economic crisis?
Yes for the first time in years I've been properly round the January sales. Normally I don't bother but there are some reasons that I thought I would this time. Never mind what they are. The trouble is it's compulsive. Well, I could do with one of those ... yes, that's a good idea ... well, while I'm here ... oh and that's what I really came out for! Half price? Sold. Half price and then I get a loyalty discount and a student discount? How can I resist? If I don't buy it now, will I have to wait another year?
In truth I'm happy with my purchases. I've refreshed my wardrobe and not just my CD collection ... hang on, didn't buy any CDs ... er. I'm sure that can be rectified ... Oh and half price chocolate! One of the stores I was in today, the assistant was saying that they don't celebrate Christmas (I thought this was a bit sad, but as she went on I understood) but bought presents in the January sales instead. Difficult to argue really. Perhaps the answer is to do like some other countries and celebrate on January 6. OK so there won't be much on the telly but then that's true anyway.
I wonder why I didn't do this in previous years. They say that 80% of most stores sales is done in the last 8 weeks of the year. It should be moved to the first 8 weeks of the year. What economic crisis?
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
More Magazines
This is a serious review, but the health warning is that it's done from memory of a quick skim through. This week's women's magazine (yes, we'll come to that later) is WomanAlive (I think it is all one word), a magazine for Christian women. I saw my mother-in-law's copy.
It contains a number of inspirational (I guess) stories about coping with tragedy. I did think it would be nice to hear from someone who hadn't suffered a complete disaster. And, er, that's about all I remember. I do recall there wasn't much about successful career women. Oh there were several books to read this month. Blimey. Just like being at college. Hard work being a Christian woman. Does anyone read it regularly?
What I really wondered was whether it would be possible to produce a Christian men's magazine. The male section in Wesley Owen in London wasn't promising, consisting of only two types - one assuming that all men were obsessed by sex, and the other containing advice that would have caused the Lioness to throw it across the store had I let her see it.
A review of FHM will follow shortly.
(Interim review of Trivium's CD: excellent. I now gather I should investigate Mastodon.)
It contains a number of inspirational (I guess) stories about coping with tragedy. I did think it would be nice to hear from someone who hadn't suffered a complete disaster. And, er, that's about all I remember. I do recall there wasn't much about successful career women. Oh there were several books to read this month. Blimey. Just like being at college. Hard work being a Christian woman. Does anyone read it regularly?
What I really wondered was whether it would be possible to produce a Christian men's magazine. The male section in Wesley Owen in London wasn't promising, consisting of only two types - one assuming that all men were obsessed by sex, and the other containing advice that would have caused the Lioness to throw it across the store had I let her see it.
A review of FHM will follow shortly.
(Interim review of Trivium's CD: excellent. I now gather I should investigate Mastodon.)
A Question of Congruence
This is Peg-Leg Pete.
This is a crocodile.
Monday, January 01, 2007
2007 - not a prime number
Happy New Year to all my readers. May this be a prime year for you all. May your journey, whatever it consists of and wherever it goes, be exciting, fulfilling and joyful.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Why Does It Have To Be So Loud?
The perennial cry of the metal widow.
The question was first asked by Fritz Spiegl of Pink Ployd in the 6os and still exists on a clip, stored in the BBC archives, that pops up from time to time. Roger Waters gives the best, the only, answer; the answer that poor old Fritz can't understand.
"We like it that way".
At which point Fritz witters on about how he was brought up on string quartets; while Roger says, well, he wasn't.
There is no necessity, no compulsion, no rational argument that requires you to burn your eardrums off listening to the Floyd or the Zep or the Ramones - and the latter particularly can play quite happily at modest volumes. But sometimes you need total immersion. Intellectual appreciation of fine nuances is all very well on occasion - but sometimes you want the energy rush and the emotional involvement. To feel the power chords. It's a bit like incense in church - it's not suited to all occasions and some folk can't do with it, but an extra sense can be brought into play - with loud rock it's touch (you feel it).
And if you think it isn't like worship, you've never seen the Darkness or the Quo or the Zep or the Floyd live (the Floyd seem to use the elements, I'm told). And you've missed something. Surround sound? This is "all through" sound. Poor old Fritz.
Glenn Hughes has a fantastic new version of "Nights in White Satin", by the way. A review of Trivium's album will follow (maybe).
The question was first asked by Fritz Spiegl of Pink Ployd in the 6os and still exists on a clip, stored in the BBC archives, that pops up from time to time. Roger Waters gives the best, the only, answer; the answer that poor old Fritz can't understand.
"We like it that way".
At which point Fritz witters on about how he was brought up on string quartets; while Roger says, well, he wasn't.
There is no necessity, no compulsion, no rational argument that requires you to burn your eardrums off listening to the Floyd or the Zep or the Ramones - and the latter particularly can play quite happily at modest volumes. But sometimes you need total immersion. Intellectual appreciation of fine nuances is all very well on occasion - but sometimes you want the energy rush and the emotional involvement. To feel the power chords. It's a bit like incense in church - it's not suited to all occasions and some folk can't do with it, but an extra sense can be brought into play - with loud rock it's touch (you feel it).
And if you think it isn't like worship, you've never seen the Darkness or the Quo or the Zep or the Floyd live (the Floyd seem to use the elements, I'm told). And you've missed something. Surround sound? This is "all through" sound. Poor old Fritz.
Glenn Hughes has a fantastic new version of "Nights in White Satin", by the way. A review of Trivium's album will follow (maybe).
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Loud Music In Cars
Picked up an issue of Metal Hammer for the first time in a while. It's getting controversial.
The free CD has band names you'd expect: Trivium, Hammerfall, 3 Inches of Blood, Venom, Battleheart, Conquest of Steel, and, er ... Fairyland? Well, an advert says they are "symphonic metal meets speed metal", so that's all right then, had me worried. But a letter supports the recent coverage of "other genres" - and apparently much other support exists to. 21 to 8 seems unnecessarily precise ...
However there's quite a lot of religious content, too. Turned (somehow, spooky) to a page in memory of Stryper (Salvation Through Redemption, Yielding Peace, Encouragement and Righteousness? Yeah right.) with a mention of www.christianhardrock.net the place for "God-loving metallers". Add news of Norma Jean "Christian metalcore" and a worying trend develops, only reassured by feature on The Meads of Asphodel (how do they think of them?) who often dress as Templars (not quite sure where the gas mask fits in here). But even this page has ... book reviews (OK paragraphs about) of Beyond Belief: The Secret Gospel of Thomas, Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why, and two more about "the other lives of the Big J".
I also need to know about Abigail Williams (as female as Alice Cooper, but she does take a mean picture), Arch Enemy (who really are fronted by a girly) and Blind Guardian (iffy name) who follow in the footsteps of Dragonforce (better name) down the quasi-operatic route. I need to do some serious catching up. Oh yes, Killswitch Engage are still in the mag but who are the rest of these guys?
Title of this post: an old track by Billy Bremner (appalling name) which is somehow relevant to where I shall mostly listen to the free CD. Sleep tight.
I wonder what Kerrang! is up to these days ...
The free CD has band names you'd expect: Trivium, Hammerfall, 3 Inches of Blood, Venom, Battleheart, Conquest of Steel, and, er ... Fairyland? Well, an advert says they are "symphonic metal meets speed metal", so that's all right then, had me worried. But a letter supports the recent coverage of "other genres" - and apparently much other support exists to. 21 to 8 seems unnecessarily precise ...
However there's quite a lot of religious content, too. Turned (somehow, spooky) to a page in memory of Stryper (Salvation Through Redemption, Yielding Peace, Encouragement and Righteousness? Yeah right.) with a mention of www.christianhardrock.net the place for "God-loving metallers". Add news of Norma Jean "Christian metalcore" and a worying trend develops, only reassured by feature on The Meads of Asphodel (how do they think of them?) who often dress as Templars (not quite sure where the gas mask fits in here). But even this page has ... book reviews (OK paragraphs about) of Beyond Belief: The Secret Gospel of Thomas, Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why, and two more about "the other lives of the Big J".
I also need to know about Abigail Williams (as female as Alice Cooper, but she does take a mean picture), Arch Enemy (who really are fronted by a girly) and Blind Guardian (iffy name) who follow in the footsteps of Dragonforce (better name) down the quasi-operatic route. I need to do some serious catching up. Oh yes, Killswitch Engage are still in the mag but who are the rest of these guys?
Title of this post: an old track by Billy Bremner (appalling name) which is somehow relevant to where I shall mostly listen to the free CD. Sleep tight.
I wonder what Kerrang! is up to these days ...
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Monday, December 18, 2006
Choices
I got sent shopping again this morning. It doesn't happen very often because I always come back with the wrong thing. Well who knew that coffemate comes with a blue top or a gold top? And I found the wrong one - the only one there, I insist.
And the request to find Kerrygold spreadable? It doesn't say spreadable on the tub, so I came home without it. The cereal packets were too small (that's why there were cheaper.)
0/3. Must try harder. Or perhaps someone could make it simpler?
Friday, December 15, 2006
Eleven To Go
If I hadn't been away/forgotten/otherwise occcupied/moved around I could easily have had my gold card for 50 blood donations by now, but as it is I got to 39 today so in just under four years I should be there.
I told them about the two of us being ill and the doctor said it was fine so long as it was enough days and we are both well now. In fact they were impressed both with the quality (the finger sample went straight to the bottom of the tube) and speed of delivery (it's all in the right arm, you know) and the fact that I agreed to help them get off earlier by coming 15 minutes earlier than I had booked, so today was a great success all round. In and out in 30 minutes including the cup of tea and not a needle in sight.
In turn the staff are friendly and cheerful even at nearly seven on a dark cold Friday evening, with time for a joke and a chat. They really are a treasure. They are now being asked to work on Boxing Day. Well I can see the point and all that but I wonder how many people are going to think of going out to donate then.
God bless all those who work hard on this important demanding service.
I told them about the two of us being ill and the doctor said it was fine so long as it was enough days and we are both well now. In fact they were impressed both with the quality (the finger sample went straight to the bottom of the tube) and speed of delivery (it's all in the right arm, you know) and the fact that I agreed to help them get off earlier by coming 15 minutes earlier than I had booked, so today was a great success all round. In and out in 30 minutes including the cup of tea and not a needle in sight.
In turn the staff are friendly and cheerful even at nearly seven on a dark cold Friday evening, with time for a joke and a chat. They really are a treasure. They are now being asked to work on Boxing Day. Well I can see the point and all that but I wonder how many people are going to think of going out to donate then.
God bless all those who work hard on this important demanding service.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Drugs on Radio 4
Two consecutive programmes on Radio 4 today about legal drugs.
On "Thinking Aloud" Laurie Taylor was discussing qat with a Somali friend - which I have done too. It's legal and it can get you high - if you chew for about 20 minutes. My friend doesn't indulge, but Laurie's does and described the effect. It is illegal elsewhere in the world (like Canada) but there's no pressure to make it so here. However, I think I'll pass.
The other programme was much more scary. "Am I Normal?" was about alcohol. And it said that normal is not a good guide, in this case, as normal in Britain means you are probably damaging your liver. The presenter thought that the majority/typical (of) Radio 4 listener(s) probably drinks too much - 2 glasses of wine a night qualifies, and pub measures of wines are large - and is unaware that they are doing so. Sobering stuff, literally.
An obvious conclusion - Radio 4 listeners should drink less alcohol and chew more qat. Wow.
Both programmes available online. You must hear the second one. Especially if you think it doesn't apply to you.
Here's the link to the Radio 4 Listen Again page where the programmes are easy to find - so long as you're sharp. You can even email them to a friend, if you think anyone needs to hear it.
On "Thinking Aloud" Laurie Taylor was discussing qat with a Somali friend - which I have done too. It's legal and it can get you high - if you chew for about 20 minutes. My friend doesn't indulge, but Laurie's does and described the effect. It is illegal elsewhere in the world (like Canada) but there's no pressure to make it so here. However, I think I'll pass.
The other programme was much more scary. "Am I Normal?" was about alcohol. And it said that normal is not a good guide, in this case, as normal in Britain means you are probably damaging your liver. The presenter thought that the majority/typical (of) Radio 4 listener(s) probably drinks too much - 2 glasses of wine a night qualifies, and pub measures of wines are large - and is unaware that they are doing so. Sobering stuff, literally.
An obvious conclusion - Radio 4 listeners should drink less alcohol and chew more qat. Wow.
Both programmes available online. You must hear the second one. Especially if you think it doesn't apply to you.
Here's the link to the Radio 4 Listen Again page where the programmes are easy to find - so long as you're sharp. You can even email them to a friend, if you think anyone needs to hear it.
Health Warning
Browsing idly through the newsagent's I discovered my new magazine has a competitor. Really! It is called Kindred Spirit. However I will not be switching allegiance.
KS only comes out bi-monthly and the Jan/Feb 2007 issue is not out yet. How am I going to plan for January without a horoscope? In any case, the horoscopes in KS are not nearly as detailed. One paragraph to cover two months? Come on. (I haven't checked whether they're accurate.)
Then it has some very strange disturbing stuff. There is an article (this is all from a quick skim, you understand, I haven't bought it) about pentagrams which I had to quickly put down when I came to the words MATHEMATICS and PYTHAGORAS. Yes, really. I nearly fainted, I can tell you. Are their readers, if they have any, still at school? Does anyone else need to read this?
Then there's even stranger stuff about some "scientists" who believe the universe is full of something called "Dark Matter" which you can't see (it's dark, geddit?) but "solves all the scientific problems about what's out there". Or something. Believable? As if. There's a mention of the Big Bang too, but nothing about Gaia at all.
There might be some interest in the article about Sufism, but I'm not buying it just for that. And there's some stuff on Mayan healing (didn't help them, did it?).
I didn't check out the letters page - I suppose they must have readers. However, I have heard that some magazines invent the letters they'd like to receive ....
But crucially, .... no spells. No wicca. Not a sniff of a candle or a ritual. What good is that then? Self-help only takes you so far .... what we need is the supernatural. Magick, if you like.
You can make your own mind up but I know what I prefer to read.
KS only comes out bi-monthly and the Jan/Feb 2007 issue is not out yet. How am I going to plan for January without a horoscope? In any case, the horoscopes in KS are not nearly as detailed. One paragraph to cover two months? Come on. (I haven't checked whether they're accurate.)
Then it has some very strange disturbing stuff. There is an article (this is all from a quick skim, you understand, I haven't bought it) about pentagrams which I had to quickly put down when I came to the words MATHEMATICS and PYTHAGORAS. Yes, really. I nearly fainted, I can tell you. Are their readers, if they have any, still at school? Does anyone else need to read this?
Then there's even stranger stuff about some "scientists" who believe the universe is full of something called "Dark Matter" which you can't see (it's dark, geddit?) but "solves all the scientific problems about what's out there". Or something. Believable? As if. There's a mention of the Big Bang too, but nothing about Gaia at all.
There might be some interest in the article about Sufism, but I'm not buying it just for that. And there's some stuff on Mayan healing (didn't help them, did it?).
I didn't check out the letters page - I suppose they must have readers. However, I have heard that some magazines invent the letters they'd like to receive ....
But crucially, .... no spells. No wicca. Not a sniff of a candle or a ritual. What good is that then? Self-help only takes you so far .... what we need is the supernatural. Magick, if you like.
You can make your own mind up but I know what I prefer to read.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Sick and Tired
I hate being sick and I thought I'd resolved not to do it. You get to lie around all day and do nothing (good) but you don't get to enjoy it (bad). It's so depressing and boring. And you still have to later catch up on all the stuff you had to cancel because you weren't up to it (worse). Occasionally you can get out of things you didn't want to do (but not this time, all good stuff got cancelled) or get a chance to read or think (but not this time, head too fuzzy). Bah.
Anyway tomorrow I shall be baaaack. Are you ready?
Anyway tomorrow I shall be baaaack. Are you ready?
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Christianity - A Good Thing?
Other people read books, I only seem to have time for book reviews ...
Anyway, there is a new book out, "Letter to a Christian Nation" by Sam Harris, apparently a follow-up after his first was greeted by "thousands of emails from enraged Christians" - I don't know of what persuasion.
His arguments are that Christianity is "dangerously irrational" (I don't recognise that at all although it may be true of some Christians, I guess), "its persecution of other religions is deeply-rooted" (rather a strong phrase, but perhaps it shows that we are at least sincere and consistent), "sin is a guilt-inducing concept" (can't argue with that - is it a bad thing?), and "faith perverts trust, respect and tolerance" (er, what? I'd have to see that argument).
(All quotes are from New Statesman, whose reviewer feels that he "[fails] to address the most challenging arguments".)
The book has a foreword by our good friend Richard Dawkins, of whom Terry Eagleton said in the London Review of Books "Imagine someone holding forth on biology whose only knowledge of the subject is The British Book of Birds and you have a rough idea of what it feels like to read Richard Dawkins on theology." (also quoted in NS.)
Anybody up with where the latest debate is? Answer in not more than 500 words.
Anyway, there is a new book out, "Letter to a Christian Nation" by Sam Harris, apparently a follow-up after his first was greeted by "thousands of emails from enraged Christians" - I don't know of what persuasion.
His arguments are that Christianity is "dangerously irrational" (I don't recognise that at all although it may be true of some Christians, I guess), "its persecution of other religions is deeply-rooted" (rather a strong phrase, but perhaps it shows that we are at least sincere and consistent), "sin is a guilt-inducing concept" (can't argue with that - is it a bad thing?), and "faith perverts trust, respect and tolerance" (er, what? I'd have to see that argument).
(All quotes are from New Statesman, whose reviewer feels that he "[fails] to address the most challenging arguments".)
The book has a foreword by our good friend Richard Dawkins, of whom Terry Eagleton said in the London Review of Books "Imagine someone holding forth on biology whose only knowledge of the subject is The British Book of Birds and you have a rough idea of what it feels like to read Richard Dawkins on theology." (also quoted in NS.)
Anybody up with where the latest debate is? Answer in not more than 500 words.
Thursday, December 07, 2006
You Can't Make an Omelette
.... without breaking some eggs.
We're going to break a few tonight. I wonder if they'll be the right ones?
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
They're After My Blood
Every three or four months I get a letter telling me how valuable I am. In particular I always get one as Christmas approaches. I duly got one today. Yes, I am a blood donor.
I am especially valuable (no really) as I am type O+ which is the "universal donor". 84% of the population can accept my blood. And they particularly need extra around Christmas time.
Also they say the number of blood donors is dropping. So at the end of next week I shall give half an hour of my time and get an excuse for a lie down (not that I've ever felt the need to). These days regular donors can even make timed appointments to cut down on the waiting.
Maybe I'll see you there?
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Mondegreens
A mondegreen is the part in a song where what you hear is not quite what the lyrics are supposed to say. The name comes from an old folk song, whose exact title and quote I don't recall (it's something about a group who killed Lord someone and Lady Mondegreen)
As an example, here is a picture of Jimi Hendrix performing Purple Haze singing "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" - listen to it again and you'll see what I mean.
(This used to be a popular feature in Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Maybe still is.)
You get them in hymns too. A particular favourite of mine is the one about what God does to the stabling arrangements for the Great Giraffe.
You know: "He is trampling on the village where the Great Giraffe is stored .."
Contributions invited.
As an example, here is a picture of Jimi Hendrix performing Purple Haze singing "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" - listen to it again and you'll see what I mean.
(This used to be a popular feature in Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Maybe still is.)
You get them in hymns too. A particular favourite of mine is the one about what God does to the stabling arrangements for the Great Giraffe.
You know: "He is trampling on the village where the Great Giraffe is stored .."
Contributions invited.
Be Sure Your Sins Will Find You Out
I need to post a warning. This comes also from my new favourite magazine.
In the September issue there was a feature article in which they reported on regressing couples to previous lives to see if they had had earlier connections - a soulmate thing.
One woman experienced several previous lives, and saw her (current) husband in a couple of them, although none in which they were a couple. In one of these lives, she reported seeing him having sex with a prostitute.
He didn't see his current wife at all in any previous life.
Oops.
In the September issue there was a feature article in which they reported on regressing couples to previous lives to see if they had had earlier connections - a soulmate thing.
One woman experienced several previous lives, and saw her (current) husband in a couple of them, although none in which they were a couple. In one of these lives, she reported seeing him having sex with a prostitute.
He didn't see his current wife at all in any previous life.
Oops.
Monday, December 04, 2006
Recommended Reading
Anyway, down at the Magistrates' Court last week I discovered the most wonderful magazine which has me absolutely captivated so that I've fallen under its spell (more of that later). It's a women's magazine that men should read too and it's called Spirit and Destiny.
Now I'm not a connoisseur of women's magazines but this one is useful, educational and inspirational. The January issue has two pages dedicated to telling you how good oranges are for you. You'd be amazed. (Or maybe you wouldn't, I don't know.) You can do more than eat them, anyway (again, more later). There's also two pages on eco-friendly skiing called Respecting the Mountain, and lots of stuff about organic, friendly eco-conscious ways of living.
Then there's the useful stuff - spells provided by the resident
Wicca, Silja. Candles are a big theme here so it's time to invest. There's an "easy-to-cast money spell" (green candle), as requested by a reader, one (red candle) to make someone at work ask you out (a curiously old-fashioned approach for such an up-to-date publication it seems to me, but we'll let it pass), a spell to boost your luck (nutmegs and an old shoe, for a change) accompanied by a testimony from someone who tried it, a spell to make you less depressed in the winter (here's where the oranges come in) and a New Year celebration for if you missed 31 October, for which you need white wax. Add some general advice about meditation and some ruminations about why we get depressed in the winter and how to combat it (honey stirred clockwise into orange juice) and you have a whole lifestyle.
What else? Seven-day guide to detox for the new year; after a day of preparation, day 2 is the liver flush (the liver is where your spiritual soul lives, so don't poison it), day 3 cleanses the skin, day 4 helps your digestion (by a technique I am not personally going to try), day 5 clears your lungs (a use for frankincense!) and day 6 sorts out your kidneys (load up on the salt, which you also need for the feng shui exercise elsewhere) so that on day 7 you can finish by polishing your spirit. What a start to the new year!
I said that men should read it too, and I meant it. From the September issue I learned to be careful whenever a lady offers me a cappucino. Apparently if you want to seduce a man, he is more likely to agree if he has accepted said drink. True. Not that this is a situation I feel likely to occur, however forewarned is forearmed. (Mind you I haven't read the feature article on 7 steps to higher love, copiously illustrated, and based apparently on the Kama Sutra.) This advice does seem more suited to the modern miss than that above, though, if I'm any judge.
Anyway back to the research. Did you know that chidren who watch lots of TV are likely to be more unruly in school? You did. There's a feature on alternative schools, too.
Oh, there's too much. Almost at random, I could find more. Psychic healing, holistic makeovers, useful hemp bags, homeopathic and naturopathic remedies, recycling to save money, spiritual paths to material prosperity (before you spend money on bills, always spend some on spiritual growth and fun or celebration - you don't find that in the Financial Times) and recognise how much you need (er?)
There is plenty of other research, too.
Did you know that if teenage girls live with their dads the moment when they're biologically ready to have sex can be delayed by up to three months? Not stated whether this is approved of, or not. And bad luck too to have an older sister, as it holds you back further; stepbrothers help you though. There is no suggestion thankfully of what to do if you're caught in this predicament.
I should mention that as it's the January issue there's a proper horoscope with actual dates in January, not one of these cobbled-together two-paragraph jobs in other mags. If it applies to men too then I'm likely to be short of money at the end of the month and be cautious especially on the 22nd if I want to buy an internet cafe. (Er, I wasn't actually thinking of that, so I might get away, I suppose. Anyone want to make me an offer?)
You really must read this, especially if you're a leader of worship and want to know where your congregation is. I've just sent off for a year's subscription. It's the ultimate proof of G.K Chesterton's famous statement that when folk stop believing in something they don't believe in nothing they believe in anything. Did I mention the bollocks? Not sure.
I've barely scratched the surface. Buy it, read it. Ignore it at your peril.
Now I'm not a connoisseur of women's magazines but this one is useful, educational and inspirational. The January issue has two pages dedicated to telling you how good oranges are for you. You'd be amazed. (Or maybe you wouldn't, I don't know.) You can do more than eat them, anyway (again, more later). There's also two pages on eco-friendly skiing called Respecting the Mountain, and lots of stuff about organic, friendly eco-conscious ways of living.Then there's the useful stuff - spells provided by the resident
Wicca, Silja. Candles are a big theme here so it's time to invest. There's an "easy-to-cast money spell" (green candle), as requested by a reader, one (red candle) to make someone at work ask you out (a curiously old-fashioned approach for such an up-to-date publication it seems to me, but we'll let it pass), a spell to boost your luck (nutmegs and an old shoe, for a change) accompanied by a testimony from someone who tried it, a spell to make you less depressed in the winter (here's where the oranges come in) and a New Year celebration for if you missed 31 October, for which you need white wax. Add some general advice about meditation and some ruminations about why we get depressed in the winter and how to combat it (honey stirred clockwise into orange juice) and you have a whole lifestyle.What else? Seven-day guide to detox for the new year; after a day of preparation, day 2 is the liver flush (the liver is where your spiritual soul lives, so don't poison it), day 3 cleanses the skin, day 4 helps your digestion (by a technique I am not personally going to try), day 5 clears your lungs (a use for frankincense!) and day 6 sorts out your kidneys (load up on the salt, which you also need for the feng shui exercise elsewhere) so that on day 7 you can finish by polishing your spirit. What a start to the new year!
I said that men should read it too, and I meant it. From the September issue I learned to be careful whenever a lady offers me a cappucino. Apparently if you want to seduce a man, he is more likely to agree if he has accepted said drink. True. Not that this is a situation I feel likely to occur, however forewarned is forearmed. (Mind you I haven't read the feature article on 7 steps to higher love, copiously illustrated, and based apparently on the Kama Sutra.) This advice does seem more suited to the modern miss than that above, though, if I'm any judge.
Anyway back to the research. Did you know that chidren who watch lots of TV are likely to be more unruly in school? You did. There's a feature on alternative schools, too.
Oh, there's too much. Almost at random, I could find more. Psychic healing, holistic makeovers, useful hemp bags, homeopathic and naturopathic remedies, recycling to save money, spiritual paths to material prosperity (before you spend money on bills, always spend some on spiritual growth and fun or celebration - you don't find that in the Financial Times) and recognise how much you need (er?)
There is plenty of other research, too.
Did you know that if teenage girls live with their dads the moment when they're biologically ready to have sex can be delayed by up to three months? Not stated whether this is approved of, or not. And bad luck too to have an older sister, as it holds you back further; stepbrothers help you though. There is no suggestion thankfully of what to do if you're caught in this predicament.
I should mention that as it's the January issue there's a proper horoscope with actual dates in January, not one of these cobbled-together two-paragraph jobs in other mags. If it applies to men too then I'm likely to be short of money at the end of the month and be cautious especially on the 22nd if I want to buy an internet cafe. (Er, I wasn't actually thinking of that, so I might get away, I suppose. Anyone want to make me an offer?)
You really must read this, especially if you're a leader of worship and want to know where your congregation is. I've just sent off for a year's subscription. It's the ultimate proof of G.K Chesterton's famous statement that when folk stop believing in something they don't believe in nothing they believe in anything. Did I mention the bollocks? Not sure.
I've barely scratched the surface. Buy it, read it. Ignore it at your peril.
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Blood Pressure
My blood pressure is higher in my right arm than my left. The doctor checked it to make sure. Then he wrote it in my notes. Hmmm. However my eyesight is 6/6 which is good for someone my age.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
My Day in Court
... was a bit frustrating, though educational. Actually, it was only a morning.
I can't say anything about the case which was the reason for my attending, or why I didn't get to see any of it, or why it was only a morning. But some things can be said.
If the mills of God grind exceeding slow, then the courts of the UK can, on occasion, run them close.
This is not due to a lack of professionalism on the part of the court staff. In fact, it is in large part their professionalism, and their concern for interests of justice, which causes the slowness. And I can't explain that without referring to the case. In fact all the staff seem very professional, efficient and creative. Goodness knows what the courts would be like without that.
And I did see part of a case which had run very fast.
And maybe I'll get to find out the result of the case at some point in the future. I hope so, as it is an important case.
Oh yes, it was a Magistrate's Court.
I can't say anything about the case which was the reason for my attending, or why I didn't get to see any of it, or why it was only a morning. But some things can be said.
If the mills of God grind exceeding slow, then the courts of the UK can, on occasion, run them close.
This is not due to a lack of professionalism on the part of the court staff. In fact, it is in large part their professionalism, and their concern for interests of justice, which causes the slowness. And I can't explain that without referring to the case. In fact all the staff seem very professional, efficient and creative. Goodness knows what the courts would be like without that.
And I did see part of a case which had run very fast.
And maybe I'll get to find out the result of the case at some point in the future. I hope so, as it is an important case.
Oh yes, it was a Magistrate's Court.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Hours aka What Happened to the Blog?
Monday 20th: 5.5 + 5
Tuesday 21st: 10.5 + 3
Wednesday 22nd: 17.5
Thursday 23rd: 5.5
Friday 24th - Monday 27th: (78) + 4.5
Tuesday 28th: 9.5 + 2.75
Wednesday 29th: 13
Tuesday 21st: 10.5 + 3
Wednesday 22nd: 17.5
Thursday 23rd: 5.5
Friday 24th - Monday 27th: (78) + 4.5
Tuesday 28th: 9.5 + 2.75
Wednesday 29th: 13
The Examination
Bad News: I have an examination upcoming.
Good News: I still have a week to prepare.
Bad News: I have a lot else to do in that week.
Good News: Some of it can be delayed till later.
Bad News: Examinations are harder as you get older.
Good News: This examination only has one question.
Better News: The question is given to you in advance.
Bad News: It is a difficult question.
Good News: I think I understand it.
Bad News: There is a time limit.
Worse News: There are no re-sits.
Much Better News: There is more than one right answer.
Bad News: There are several wrong answers.
Good News: The examiner likes me.
Bad News: That is not enough.
Good News: I think I know the answer.
Conclusion: The jury is out.
Good News: I still have a week to prepare.
Bad News: I have a lot else to do in that week.
Good News: Some of it can be delayed till later.
Bad News: Examinations are harder as you get older.
Good News: This examination only has one question.
Better News: The question is given to you in advance.
Bad News: It is a difficult question.
Good News: I think I understand it.
Bad News: There is a time limit.
Worse News: There are no re-sits.
Much Better News: There is more than one right answer.
Bad News: There are several wrong answers.
Good News: The examiner likes me.
Bad News: That is not enough.
Good News: I think I know the answer.
Conclusion: The jury is out.
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
In a State
Palms sweating
Head spinning
Shaking uncontrollably, all over.
I cannot concentrate or focus, I am totally bewildered, I see everything and nothing.
The clock spins round in the stillness.
Words flow past me, but I cannot capture them. They flee faster and faster than I can run, even though I pursue them.
Calm down.
Breathe.
One, two.
It will soon be over, one way or another. I shall be released or damned.
It is essay deadline day.
Head spinning
Shaking uncontrollably, all over.
I cannot concentrate or focus, I am totally bewildered, I see everything and nothing.
The clock spins round in the stillness.
Words flow past me, but I cannot capture them. They flee faster and faster than I can run, even though I pursue them.
Calm down.
Breathe.
One, two.
It will soon be over, one way or another. I shall be released or damned.
It is essay deadline day.
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Madre
This is a prayer for all mothers everywhere, those who want to be mothers, those who expect to be mothers.
For those who find motherhood exciting,
May every day be joyful and bring new riches and challenges.
For those who find motherhood tiring,
May you be daily refreshed and excited.
For those who find motherhood frustrating, unrewarding, dispiriting,
May you see in a new way the days, the hope, the possibility.
For those who find motherhood bewildering,
Take heart for many have gone before you. Be excited. Enjoy the experience.
For those who want to be mothers,
God is looking after you. God bless you. Others feel for you.
For those preparing to be mothers,
Your sisters support you. Be encouraged.
For new mothers,
Feel confident in the support around you. Love and receive love.
For mothers who feel no longer necessary,
Remember what you have given, how you have loved, and help others. Share.
For all of you,
There is always more. May you always feel God close, guiding you, comforting you, holding you.
For those who are not mothers, who do not want to be mothers, who cannot be mothers,
Life is full of richness. May you find it.
This is a poor prayer, but the best I can do.
For those who find motherhood exciting,
May every day be joyful and bring new riches and challenges.
For those who find motherhood tiring,
May you be daily refreshed and excited.
For those who find motherhood frustrating, unrewarding, dispiriting,
May you see in a new way the days, the hope, the possibility.
For those who find motherhood bewildering,
Take heart for many have gone before you. Be excited. Enjoy the experience.
For those who want to be mothers,
God is looking after you. God bless you. Others feel for you.
For those preparing to be mothers,
Your sisters support you. Be encouraged.
For new mothers,
Feel confident in the support around you. Love and receive love.
For mothers who feel no longer necessary,
Remember what you have given, how you have loved, and help others. Share.
For all of you,
There is always more. May you always feel God close, guiding you, comforting you, holding you.
For those who are not mothers, who do not want to be mothers, who cannot be mothers,
Life is full of richness. May you find it.
This is a poor prayer, but the best I can do.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
One year on
It is exactly one year ago that we took Sheba to the vet and didn't bring her home again. We both still miss her dreadfully. We had her for all our married life and Angela a long time before that. She lived with me for a bit too. She used to bark at me when I first met her. Bark and bark and bark. What a lovely dog.
We look for her when we come home. We miss not being followed around. We miss throwing the ball for her and we remember how she barked at the squeaky hedgehog. You get a lot of love from a dog.
We look for her when we come home. We miss not being followed around. We miss throwing the ball for her and we remember how she barked at the squeaky hedgehog. You get a lot of love from a dog.
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
The End of Chicken-Little
Chicken-Little had spent some time in the farmyard. He'd learned about pecking and crowing and digging for worms and why all the eggs were brown and he'd even hatched a couple. He'd met some ducks and seen the lake and he felt he'd really grown up. The badger had shown him some new ways of swimming and the silver fox had talked of the past. And the sky hadn't fallen on his head after all.
But the Rooster Council said that he couldn't enter the henhouse because his clucking upset them and his feathers were too shiny but anyway there was always plenty to do in the barn.
Chicken-Little was very sad. But he shook his tail-feathers, changed his name and ran off to join the circus. And he was never heard of again.
Goodnight children.
But the Rooster Council said that he couldn't enter the henhouse because his clucking upset them and his feathers were too shiny but anyway there was always plenty to do in the barn.
Chicken-Little was very sad. But he shook his tail-feathers, changed his name and ran off to join the circus. And he was never heard of again.
Goodnight children.
Friday, November 10, 2006
The Darlington Trip
I've been putting this one off, but I can't do so for ever. And I don't want to write a story this time.
Getting old is no fun. Scratch that - it's better than the alternative, as George Burns said. In any case there's nothing wrong with being old. What's terribly depressing is becoming unable to do the things you used to do.
And watching that happen to somebody is, well I suppose nearly, as bad. Not just because you wonder what will happen to you, but just because it is.
Hopefully there is someone there to take away the pressure of coping with the things you can't do. But it really still won't be enough. It can't be.
And that will have to do for now.
Getting old is no fun. Scratch that - it's better than the alternative, as George Burns said. In any case there's nothing wrong with being old. What's terribly depressing is becoming unable to do the things you used to do.
And watching that happen to somebody is, well I suppose nearly, as bad. Not just because you wonder what will happen to you, but just because it is.
Hopefully there is someone there to take away the pressure of coping with the things you can't do. But it really still won't be enough. It can't be.
And that will have to do for now.
Do you know where you're going to? - Diana Ross
Short naive answer - Ty Mawr.
Longer less naive answer - I know where I'm aiming for but I don't know whether I'll be prevented from getting there and diverted en route. One thing is for sure. I'm on my way to a different place.
Longer less naive answer - I know where I'm aiming for but I don't know whether I'll be prevented from getting there and diverted en route. One thing is for sure. I'm on my way to a different place.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Morning Trip
From warmth and lightInto cold grey damp
Clunk
Twist
Quiet vibration
Cold face
Hydrocarbon tang
Drums beat, guitars sing
Light up the grey
Dim shapes approach and fade
Flick flick flick
Tick tick tick
Red and white shine
between the green strips
White appears in the gloom
Red fades in the distance
Warmth climbs
Grey ribbon stretches into grey world
Press and an unseen force is pushing
as the lights glow and grow
light and light and white light
redlight, redlight
Chest restrained
and slow and slow and
stillness and a slow crawl
turns into a surge
White and blue is the sign
Red, and gold appears
Green arrow
White reflection
Go and turn
and jolt into silence
Stop and step
into the grey.
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Breaking Eggs With a Stick
So let's summarise. I have on my to-do list:
14 books to read
4 or 5 books to analyse
2 services to lead
2 service to jointly prepare
12 portfolios to mark
Indeterminate amount of moderation, probably at the last minute
1 moderation exercise to organise
2 weekends and 1 day away
2 applications to make
2 services to reflect on; 1000 words
1 personal statement to write
4000-word essay to write
1 essay to think about
Indeterminate amount of research to prepare
1 chess competition
1 medical to organise
3 Gridiron games, including coaching and signing free agents
3 roleplaying sessions to lead
Lectures, seminars, placements
Better get started.
14 books to read
4 or 5 books to analyse
2 services to lead
2 service to jointly prepare
12 portfolios to mark
Indeterminate amount of moderation, probably at the last minute
1 moderation exercise to organise
2 weekends and 1 day away
2 applications to make
2 services to reflect on; 1000 words
1 personal statement to write
4000-word essay to write
1 essay to think about
Indeterminate amount of research to prepare
1 chess competition
1 medical to organise
3 Gridiron games, including coaching and signing free agents
3 roleplaying sessions to lead
Lectures, seminars, placements
Better get started.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Chicken-Little Goes to Tea with the Ferrets
Chicken-Little knew he was well looked after. Although he was teased sometimes about his ragged feathers he knew that the other animals made him welcome, when some others like some of the wild geese were cooed at and even pecked, particularly by the swans but also among other animals. One goose in particular received a very severe pecking from a black swan and had feathers plucked out.
The ferrets did not always help either. They were supposed to help the visitors but sometimes they were a bit snarly.
Then he heard that in this case the ferrets - who had seen this incident - expected this swan to be taken into the aviary, and Chicken-Little was pleased. But he wondered if it was actually right to feel this way - wouldn't it be better if all the birds could live in the barnyard together? There was plenty of food, surely?
The ferrets did not always help either. They were supposed to help the visitors but sometimes they were a bit snarly.
Then he heard that in this case the ferrets - who had seen this incident - expected this swan to be taken into the aviary, and Chicken-Little was pleased. But he wondered if it was actually right to feel this way - wouldn't it be better if all the birds could live in the barnyard together? There was plenty of food, surely?
Friday, October 27, 2006
(I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles - The Proclaimers
OK a bit of a cheat - it's a 500 mile round trip, not one way, and it will take three days. However it still gives you plenty of time to think. On the third day I shall return. Will be the same old me? Who can say.
The Biggest Blog
My second attempt at uploading my day worked, so those who want to can read a day in the life of a theology student. Search for theology, or look at 25 October entries. I'm not putting a direct link here so that you have to go to the site, when you might get interested in other entries.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
A Brush With The Law
So I've been escorted by 18 police officers today. Well at least I went with them on a Cultural Awareness Day. In half-term. I feel very virtuous. And I learnt something. Three aspects of God is not just a Christian doctrine, for instance.
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
The England Team Coaching Method c.1956
The technique commonly used at this time was "don't practise with the ball at training sessions - then they'll be hungry for it in the real match". Absolutely true.
Not hard to see the flaw? "Take all the best players available, and then not only fail to develop their skills, but actively encourage them to atrophy".
It took a new regime to make changes. Nowadays we don't think in such a way. Do we?
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Fashion Victim
So this is the film we went to see today: 
But real life isn't like this, is it?
That's all.
But real life isn't like this, is it?
That's all.
Monday, October 23, 2006
Saturday, October 21, 2006
A Walk in the Woods
Yate and Sodbury celebrated the Festival Of Lights in its inimitable way yesterday - and you can catch it again today too at the Ridgewood.
Pretty lights, shadow play, music and sausages (if you cared to wait in the queue.) Everyone looked Anglo-Saxon Protestant to me, but hey. Good fun.
Recommended that you walk around the trail and see the effects.
Spotlights and a lantern to your footsteps, as it were.
Friday, October 20, 2006
Thursday, October 19, 2006
The Caro-Kan
The Caro-Kan is a deceptive defence. White starts with a classical, traditional move, attempting to dominate from a central position. Black responds with a move that looks like he's already given up - a single-square pawn move that doesn't challenge the centre, encouraging White to expand. It looks passive, innocuous.
But slowly he begins to undermine the imposing centre. With no obvious targets - and the Caro-Kan is more resilient than you expect - White can only attempt to slowly shore up his position while waiting for the counter-punch. The centre comes under pressure and may crack. Black is playing the long game, waiting for the mistake. Patience is key - no sudden aggression but little probes. Suddenly White's position is parlous - and there is no reversal from here; all the energy is on one side.
Do not underestimate the Caro-Kan.
A final story; true although I'm not sure if the names are right.
The grandmaster Lasker came up against a new opponent in a tournament - an unknown. He opened with his usual bold e4 and pressed his clock confidently. His opponent, looking up from his newspaper casually, seemed unconcerned. He folded his newspaper, leant back in his chair and used the newspaper to slide the c-pawn to c6 - then went back to his reading. Lasker was outraged, with the lack of respect shown to him (won't put his newspaper down and play properly!) and to the opening. What is this foolishness? It's not even a proper move. He summoned all his rage and energy and focussed it into destroying this upstart, into obliterating him completely. And he lost, to Tarrasch, who would go on to massively influence chess thinking. No openings are named after Lasker; Tarrasch has a major defence to the Queen's Gambit - and even names like the semi-Tarrasch, developed later from the principles he taught.
But slowly he begins to undermine the imposing centre. With no obvious targets - and the Caro-Kan is more resilient than you expect - White can only attempt to slowly shore up his position while waiting for the counter-punch. The centre comes under pressure and may crack. Black is playing the long game, waiting for the mistake. Patience is key - no sudden aggression but little probes. Suddenly White's position is parlous - and there is no reversal from here; all the energy is on one side.
Do not underestimate the Caro-Kan.
A final story; true although I'm not sure if the names are right.
The grandmaster Lasker came up against a new opponent in a tournament - an unknown. He opened with his usual bold e4 and pressed his clock confidently. His opponent, looking up from his newspaper casually, seemed unconcerned. He folded his newspaper, leant back in his chair and used the newspaper to slide the c-pawn to c6 - then went back to his reading. Lasker was outraged, with the lack of respect shown to him (won't put his newspaper down and play properly!) and to the opening. What is this foolishness? It's not even a proper move. He summoned all his rage and energy and focussed it into destroying this upstart, into obliterating him completely. And he lost, to Tarrasch, who would go on to massively influence chess thinking. No openings are named after Lasker; Tarrasch has a major defence to the Queen's Gambit - and even names like the semi-Tarrasch, developed later from the principles he taught.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
New Blogger
Well she's not new to blogging but I've only just discovered her blog and added a link in friends and relations. I won't introduce her cos she's perfectly capable of doing that herself. Suffice to say that we have quite a bit in common. Go to Josette's site to see what she has to say. Bound to be interesting.
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Monday, October 16, 2006
Sunday, October 15, 2006
A Good Day for Landlubbers
I finally beat RME's Pirates - and convincingly 47-19. Good job. The service went well too, I thought.
Friday, October 13, 2006
Chicken-Little Learns the Truth
The Bear spoke Latin hoping not to be understood, but Chicken-Little thought it all sounded rather familiar although he had forgotten most of it a long time ago. He knew it was not satisfactory though.
Army Boy knew the discipline but did not use a razor. Shaggy. It reminded Chicken-Little of The Great Stone Face.
Little Woman cleaned the house. Multi-tasking was at least useful but she didn't finish the job.
The Lion-Man was interested but Chicken-Little was of a mind with the Leopard who wanted meat not fresh air.
Army Boy knew the discipline but did not use a razor. Shaggy. It reminded Chicken-Little of The Great Stone Face.
Little Woman cleaned the house. Multi-tasking was at least useful but she didn't finish the job.
The Lion-Man was interested but Chicken-Little was of a mind with the Leopard who wanted meat not fresh air.
Chicken-Little Steps Out
Chicken-Little went to visit the Watchdog behind the Big Wooden Gate. He had heard that the Watchdog was fierce and chased buffalos and he wondered what he would find. And the Watchdog was indeed big and brave with a powerful bark, but he also had a lovely warm paw and he gave Chicken-Little a big hug. He showed Chicken-Little how not to be eaten by lions and introduced him to lots of other animals, so that Chicken-Little forgot all about the farmyard and even Badger's set. He was very sad when it was time to go home again, but he promised not to forget the Watchdog and to send him nice juicy bones to say thank you.
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