Friday, May 19, 2006

New catalogue


















If you think there is something wrong with these pictures from a catalogue (and particularly if you don't) then you need to go here to see which organisation I got them from and what they mean.

Here is some text from the same source:

Welcome to Teleshop
where trading in arms is as easy as saying ‘load, aim and fire’.

Whether you’re a small time crook, a military dictator, a guerrilla fighter or a drug baron, Teleshop has the weapon for you. Of course there are laws to stop this sort of thing. But frankly they’re so riddled with loopholes that any arms broker worth their salt can find a way through them.

Unfortunately we’re unable to deliver to the UK without the necessary government permits - but we’re an ideal service for ‘friends’ and ‘families’ living abroad, Most other international destinations are catered for and as an experienced arms broker we’re used to finding our way round most bureaucratic obstacles.

So have a browse and place your order because taking up arms under the current international controls really can be as easy as that.

9mm Pistol
Hand guns are all the rage right now. On the streets of Brazil they’ve claimed over 265,000 hves in the last decade alone. The real beauty of these powerful semi-automatic pistols is that they can fire many rounds in rapid succession. So they’re making a real impact out there on the streets.

Rocket-Propelled Feeling adventurous?
Then why stick to guns? The RPG is a Grenade Launcher shoulder-fired, muzzle-loaded, antitank grenade launcher that can penetrate up to 330mm of standard armour. Just the thing for attacking villages of unarmed civilians.

AK-47
One of the most successful and devastating weapons of all time — and also one of the most popular- Capable of firing 10 bullets every second, there really is no telling how many lives this famous weapon has claimed. Thanks to its light weight and ease of operation even a child can quickly master its rudiments. No wonder the AK-47 is such a popular choice in countries like Liberia and Angola where many of the child soldiers are as young as just eight years old

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